Collectible Romney Pooping Candy Dispenser. Just in time for the 2012 Presidential Elections! Open the door on the back of his head, fill with the red, white & blue candies (included), wind him up and watch him go! Race him against the Obama Pooper to see who wins!
- Collectible Candy Dispenser – limited production
- Red, White & Blue Candy Balls included
- Wind him up and watch him go
- Packed in clear acetate box
- Great for Political Junkies
Dreams do come true! You can now eat Mitt Romney’s bowel movement!
Year after year I would lie awake in bed, thinking, hoping, wishing for the one day I could purchase a likeness of a major political figure that actually defecates candy. Well, every once in awhile, dreams do come true. This defecating Romney doll is all I hoped for! Unlike the real Gov. Romney, though, who passes actual fecal matter (on a rather regular schedule, I’m sure), the doll empties its bowels of candy! (it should be noted the candy, thank goodness, is not fecal flavored). This will share a treasured space with my NASCAR toilet seat and my mounted rubber fish that sings Roy Orbison tunes.