- Enter your model number above to make sure this fits.
- You eat it like a regular banana.
Not a real banana. Not a real shark, either. Buyer beware.
I ordered a gross of these using Prime 2 day shipping, and as I am very busy as the CEO of a major corporation, I didn’t have time to fully research this item. But I expected something like this: You receive your SharkBananana embryos, put them in water, and watch them grow to be full fledged SharkBananas. I planned to include these in the gift boxes I send to my best clients, along with a Coach wallet, some Godiva chocolates, and a few other high end goodies that go with that sort of thing.
Imagine my surprise, and disappointment, when I got my pallet of boxes from Amazon and all each contained was this stuffed animal thing. No embryos. Not even any real bananas, which I sort of figured that–for the price they’re asking–they’d probably include. In fact, I specifically ordered a banana essence truffle from Godiva to go with these.
There is no way I am going to be able to put these in my gift boxes.
Buyer beware: These are neither real sharks, nor real bananas.
The new black
he wants a sharkbanana! she wants one too! buy them a sharkbanana! buy one for you!
i was there for the birthing of this little guy when a wayward banana fell in love with a curious shark. so proud to see what our little sharkbanana has grown up to be!
Sharkbanana will change your life
I have spread the love of Sharkbanana far and wide, all over the US and even across the oceans (any Netherlands sightings are probably due to me.) He has been the inspiration for theme camps and giant plushies. Songs have been written about his exploits. (Search for him on YouTube.)
Sharkbanana will never give you up and never let you down. He will never run around or hurt you.
Half Shark, Half Banana, All Awesome
I recommend giving a sharkbanana to all the most wonderful people in your life. Then they too will understand what it is to be alive.
A Complex Creature with Responsibilities!
PS: Make sure you get yours fixed, or watch where you leave your fruit lying around…
“What’s this blue fin sticking out of the top?” I asked.
“It’s for speed.”
“Oh, of course. That makes sense.”
If only I had heeded my intuition: I started to peel the banana and–SHARKBANANA ATTACK!
Against all logic, it’s a whole shark! What craftmanship
Delivers what it promises
Niece loves it. Dog loves it too. It has a handy carrying loop, as well as a secret stash pocket in its tummy.
Try it on Sharkcheerios!
Sharkbanana may change your life
Best. Adventurer. Ever.
We ate together.
We drank together.
We cried together.
We made love.
He knows just how to make me happy.
And he tastes delicious.
He never gives me up.
He knows how to inspire me.
He is none other than the Sharkbanana
Buy before April 17th
Works best with BiC Ultra Round Stic Grip pen.
Be sure to buy a Sharkbanana for everyone in the family. Having only one Sharkbanana can tear a family apart.
Buying this as a gift? Remember to wrap it, then wrap it again, and again, and again, and again.
I bought this for my ADD co-worker. I placed the SharkBanana in tissue paper, inserted into a FedEx envelope, sealed it, taped the seal with packing tape.
Then I inserted the envelope into a FedEx padded envelope, sealed it, taped the seal with packing tape.
Then I inserted the padded envelope into a FedEx Small Box, sealed it, taped both ends with packing tape.
Then I inserted the FedEx Small Box into another FedEx Padded Envelope. I had to rip open the side for it to fit, sealed it, taped ripped up side with packing tape.
Then I inserted the FedEx Small Box with the Padded Envelope into a FedEx Medium Box, sealed it, taped both ends with packing tape.
Then I inserted the FedEx Medium Box into a FedEx Large Box, rolled up another padded envelope to use as a stuffer so it doesn’t shake, sealed it, taped both ends with packing tape.
Then I printed out a fake shipping label with the recipients’ name on it. This is to make them think the package just came in without the work and pranks put in.
Then guess what I forgot to do? I forgot to write messages in between each layer.
I made up for it by tossing all those thoughts into the christmas card.
What I do regret is that I didn’t capture on video the act of tearing apart the package. Being that it was taped, it wasn’t an easy task of pulling the ‘Pull Here’ tab. I made sure it was equally annoying and laughable as it was to reach the final product. “The SharkBanana!”
Now everyone wants a SharkBanana cuz it made this Secret Santa giveaway just. that. damn. awesome! (and memorable).
Thank you, SharkBanana, for making this Office 2011 Pollyanna as fun as it was exciting! You made quite a few people burst to tears from your antics even though you didn’t have to do much of anything but be yourself!
Sure, why not?
Sharkbanana: The perfect date for any occasion!!
Now you too can touch perfection.
Sad to have lost mine
Amazon appears to have restocked the sharkbanana since my buyout. I’m refinancing my mortgage to free up some cash. Better get’em before that happens.